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NOTE: THE MOUSE DID NOT START THE FIRE AND NEITHER DID WE!
And in case you forgot or didn't see it, here is one of the original stories:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/4593682.stm
We may not be big enough to fight you, but we can still mess with your heads!
DON'T KILL RODENTS!
Trap and move us to another location if you must - we understand if you are afraid of rodents. Just respect the very existence of life enough to understand that we are only trying to eat, sleep, find homes, find mates, raise babies - we're not trying to steal your stuff or make you sick. We're very small and only take what we need to survive; and you are so big, most of us try to avoid you because we don't want to be stepped on. If our presence still offends you, please move us immediately - there is no need to kill us. If you move us far enough away, we won't be able to return to take your stuff and you will never see us again.
And remember:
We know how to use the internet now. 