Java, our distinguished Webhamster, left this life sometime early this morning. She was found this morning in her nest after missing a training session with our new recruits.

She joined our organization on September 22, 2004. Her age was unknown, but estimated to be between 4-6months in age.  She left this life sometime early this morning, July 24th, 2006. She had developed a large lump in her hindquarters several months ago that was limiting her ability to move, however she showed no indication of pain.  Yesterday, she was as happy as can be, so we think her body gave up on her early this morning.

Her contributions to our network have been immeasurable.  Sadly, she passed before she could be told that the SIB was about to grant her an honorable retirement with all the accolades usually reserved for high-ranking SIB officers.

This is a sad day for the SIB.  Java will be greatly missed.

http://uk.download.yahoo.com/pr/fu/oa/texting.wmv

Posted by SIB ACN

I received several reports from squirrels about a couple of insane Humans making a HUGE mess of the area, asking me if they should be avoided.

Here are the Humans:

http://www.eepybird.com/

Run for the trees!

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Posted by Java

We've discovered that Humans need pictures to comprehend concepts, so I've added pictures to the FAQs on the Human side of the network. Maybe NOW they'll get the point!

Squirrel Hazing by Karmatoburn

http://www.macjams.com/song/19228

Message from the SIB ACN:

Even though we do not know this Human "Karmatoburn", the SIB are honored that he/she chose to compose music and name it after an article on our network.

Enjoy!

And Thank you, Karmatoburn. How did you know squirrels like this style of Human music?

And it seems to be animal friendly - and the dogs don't bite!

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We have t-shirts and mousepads with the black paw and green paw logos. More t-shirt designs will be added soon.

Have the cows developed a high technology weapon in a foreign land?

http://www.agr.gc.ca/pfra/flash/robocow/en/robocow_e.htm

Does this mean the country in which it was developed has sided against the American Anti-British Cow Cull, which is in retaliation for the British Anti-American Grey Squirrel Cull, which is all part of the War on Drugs?

Sometimes, I think I should just avoid the Human news. It either doesn't make sense or it's too depressing.

...

An Agent sent me an e-mail saying Princess is pregnant and too fat to type again.

She's such a pet.

The victims of the War on Drugs are rising up and resisting oppression!

http://www.3dweb.no/galleri/stuestolbm/bilder/anim1.swf

Does this mean there won't be an American Anti-British Cow Cull?

We don't know, but one thing we are certain of:

They Are Not Going Down Without A Fight!

This is scary:

http://gprime.net/video.php/baconneggboogie